If you should find yourself faced with a free buffet of food at, say, for the sake of argument, a local council sponsored event, please remember the most important rule of all.
Do not, no matter how tempted you are, no matter how much the devil on your shoulder eggs you on, ever, ever eat the prawn sandwiches.
Trust me. Your arse will not thank you.
The good news is it passed fairly quickly and all is well now but it could so easily have been avoided had I just followed the rule.
